Yes…I’m a Loosr
Just a quickie, there is a website where you can share your embarrassing moments, it’s called Loosr.com.
Ahhh, I couldn’t help myself, I submitted a story, its entitled “my first date”
Its all true.
The bit I did not include was how the date ended.
And ,being the gentleman I am, I wont include it here either ; )

In my eyes, you are NO loser…just the best thing on two legs !
I hope your family realise what a gem you must be**** [perhaps you are left handed & they put the bowl on your wrong side ] NOS DA
“Brecon.”